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  • Question: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    joleebindo:

    the-kellin-under-the-vic:

    This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

    it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via jensne)

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becauseitsjohnnydepp:

“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.” 

Happy 42nd birthday Dita Von Teese (born Heather Renée Sweet - September 28, 1972)

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m3mphis-may-fire:

Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you? 

(via fangirlinthetardis221b)

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phantasticphil:

wAIT A FUCKING SECOND THIS IS A PUNK EDIT THAT’S ACTUALLY HOT JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL BC IM ABOUT TO DO SOME SERIOUS SINNING HERE 

phantasticphil:

wAIT A FUCKING SECOND THIS IS A PUNK EDIT THAT’S ACTUALLY HOT JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL BC IM ABOUT TO DO SOME SERIOUS SINNING HERE 

(via my-chemical-otp)

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thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

(via ghostie-toro)

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yolownly:

ekimsal:

yolownly:

Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture?
Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together I’m coming out of my grave to fuck shit up

But wouldn’t that actually start the skeleton war?

Fulfill The Prophecy

(via fangirlinthetardis221b)

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bringithmebooks:

Me running away from reality.

(via fangirlinthetardis221b)

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via asgardian-poledance)

Source: humoristics